September 2011
10 posts
"fucking creep email"
By the age of say, 25, there are certain office behaviors people should have mastered. Women, for example, should know what shoes are too hooker for the workplace. For men, they should know how to compliment female peers without getting branded a “fucking creep.”
A coworker gchatted me one afternoon that D* sent her a “fucking creep email.” Naturally, I responded, “I...
lessons from religion class
This is from 7th or 8th grade, about 13 years ago.
Michele: Sylvia, Hi, from Michele, Leslie, and Lucy W/B me: That’s all?
Leslie: No, Dumb Michele wrote you such a short letter anyway did you know that in the Bible their Is a part in that a man marries his sister and says her breast are like a wall. (I guess she is flat) talk to you during Mr. (Boring) Guzmans...
my spot
You know what’s worse than that kid in law school who
is not in your section;
only comes to class, like, half the time;
raises his hand to ask the worst hypotheticals; and
sits in your claimed seat in an unassigned seating class? (I mean, there are unspoken laws in civil society about these things)
A car parked in my claimed unassigned parking spot at work!
I’ve been parking...
debt diaries september 2011
#1
10,000.00
9,806.80
9,747.66
9,647.66
9,547.66
9,437.44
9,376.76
9,326.76
9,215.62
#2
41,000.00
44,165.34
44,063.93
43,878.72
38,912.35
37,663.11
37,236.43
37,077.98
37,043.21
#3
114,385.76
139,016.75
138,465.63
137,801.88
137,247.75
137,038.20
136,665.65
135,677.20
135,559.89
135,524.41
#4
1,130.00
647.13
597.13
549.62
451.91
401.91
351.91
303.38
love letter
Samuel Clemens - Mark Twain - to wife in 1888
Hartford, Nov. 27/88
Livy Darling, I am grateful — grate-fuler than ever before — that you were born, & that your love is mine & our two lives woven & welded together!
SLC
<3
garlic lemon butter
I don’t always cook, but when I do…
it’s delicious!!!
This should work for any white fish, but J & I used tilapia and grouper. Those are probably best for this recipe, anyway.
serves 2
2 filets
3-4 cloves garlic (depending on size/ your love of garlic/ your need to repel vampires)
1 inch chunk of butter (I think that equals 2 tablespoons?)
3/4 lemon
a couple sprigs...
what just happened?
A Client called me and said he believes his wife has a case for my Firm to take. I get some information from him but he stops me and says, “Wait, here talk to my wife.”
So I talk to her and gathered some facts about a pretty good medical malpractice case.
I asked, “Who was this doctor?”
She replies, “Wait, wait. I already have a lawyer.”
Confused, I asked,...
!!!
I was half a phone call away from yelling “What the FUCK is the PROBLEM!” today.
at my boss.
it was not a good day.
